Currently at one, drunk as hell. I'm not having fun. I think I'm volcel. I just don't care about anything right now. Maybe I'm too drunk. I'm looking at the women here and feel nothing.
My cousin took me to one, closet thing im ever gonna get to seeing a women naked
Thought about it. But it, the club and the neighborhood always looked less comfy than in GTA. So I'd rather have some good food at home and listen to something while attending a club in GTA than fist a depressing RL one. I also don't drink alcohol. Do they serve green tea in strip clubs?
Strip clubs are for cucks, just go to a brothel.
Red Shambhala said:
I agree.Dekim said:
Dekim said:Strip clubs are for cucks, just go to a brothel.
I'm here in support of my Chad best friend. His girlfriend broke up with him and he needed some fun, I guess.
Red Shambhala said:
Not this one.
Dekim said:
theultimate341 said:
Did you get a dance?
Yea he paid for itChewbacca said:
theultimate341 said:
The last time I came here I got one. The girl has this routine and in it, she's supposed to kiss your neck. She didn't kiss mine last time, just pressed her lips against my neck. It wasn't a kiss, she just kind of rubbed her face in my neck for one second. Meanwhile my friend can get a make out and a super long dance. He can grope her breasts and everything. Lol when you pay for a kiss on the neck and can't even get one. I have two days off work, recently got a second job and this is the first day in a month that i had to myself. I came over here with my best friend and all night he's been calling and texting other people like I'm not enough. Man. Okay at this point I feel like I'm ranting. Sorry.
Chewbacca said:
Even when paid she can’t even stomach kissing you, that’s brutal.
Ranting is fine, helps you calm down.
Also your friend doesn’t seem like much of a friend tbh.
theultimate341 said:
Yeah. Maybe she was racist. Might be cope on my part, dunno.
So, my friend ended up calling his cousin and telling him we wrecked the car(we have a flat) and I guess that he was suicidal(the officer asked him if he was suicidal) and we're waiting on a cab to take us to a hotel for the night. I really regret coming here. I was trying to be a good friend. So much rue.
Chewbacca said:
Yea that’s cope, but hey you this is why it’s better to ldar. You were trying to be a good friend and he didn’t need give a shit.
Chewbacca said:
Try an all-male strip club.
theultimate341 said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtnyqAbWmfA[/video]
It would just be awkward
QuantumDummy said:
I'm not attracted to men, though.
Chewbacca said:
Neither am I.
QuantumDummy said:
Yeah. So no point to go to one.
Chewbacca said:
I agree.
i used to, but dont anymore, its not healthy trust me
Never been to a strip club technically. I did actually do a CCTV install and some electrical work in one once. Funny thing was the upstairs was a brothel... Yeah. The camera set up was very impressive. The wiring and plumbing was dodgy as hell. Some of the wiring in that place dated back to the 1960's.
I'd never really want to go to one that was in use. I don't get why you would pay all that money to have a girl dance in front of your awkwardly and flash her tits and give us a whiff of her muff when you could just pay a hooker the same amount and get to touch and get your cock sucked and then bust in her. I do not understand the whole deal with blokes who go to strip clubs at all.
I'd never really want to go to one that was in use. I don't get why you would pay all that money to have a girl dance in front of your awkwardly and flash her tits and give us a whiff of her muff when you could just pay a hooker the same amount and get to touch and get your cock sucked and then bust in her. I do not understand the whole deal with blokes who go to strip clubs at all.
I have never been to one. I'd rather escortcel with the money and at least get some penetration with my wilting semi.
commander_zoidberg said:
I don't get it either. I hate strip clubs.
Alcoholcels should be hanged
Allblueeeee said:
Agreed, alcoholics can be the worst.
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